By reading this blog, you agree to be bound by all the terms and conditions contained in this agreement. Too late—you are already committed. You can terminate this agreement at any time by not coming back to this blog, but that won't release you from the agreement you have just made. Also, you agree that you will not violate this agreement (whatever that means).
Oh, and if you decide to come back to my blog, you had better re-read this posting every single time, because the terms and conditions may change at any time without notice. But you will still be bound by them.
I can't name the company whose website prompted this posting, because that might be a violation of my (involuntary) agreement not to use any of the information on their website in a defamatory way. Oh, wait! I have an out for that:
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless me, my agents, partners, and content providers, and their affiliates and their respective agents and assigns from and against all claims and expenses, including attorneys' fees, arising out of your use of this site.There. If the lawyers who wrote that crap want to sue me for this posting, they'll have to prove that they never read it.
I'm probably in no position to sneer, since my employer has its own phalanx of lawyers. But I feel sorry for the folks I know who work at redacted.
